Instead of useless facts, I've decided today to dole out a helpful hint. So here goes...
Brad's Fall Camp Helpful Hint:
If you ever find yourself chopping a bunch of jalapeno peppers, or even one jalapeno pepper for that matter, don't ever stop in the middle of your efforts to go take a whizz without first washing your hands VERY THOROUGHLY. I can't emphasize this enough. I've never had an STD, but I cannot possibly imagine that burn being any worse.
There you have it. If you are chopping jalapenos, wash your hands before you pee.