Apologies to the purists who want nothing but X’s and O’s in our articles. I promise you, that’s not what’s in store today.
This is because it’s the offseason, and that means sports sites’ content options consist exclusively of the following:
- Way-Too-Early Most-Gingers-in-the-Starting-Lineup Top 25 Projection
- Who You’d F&%^, Marry, and Kill on Each Projected Top 25 Team
- Is This Finally Nebraska’s Year?
- [Quarterback for Fringe Top 10 Team X] Threw a Cuh-Razy Trickshot From the Back of a Horse-Drawn Carriage into the Head of a Mid-Crime Armed Robber, Knocking him out and Saving the Day Because he is an American Hero
- Is This Finally Texas’ Year?