It’s time for your favorite article of the entire 30-day batch: “Ice Bath Time Machine”. How do I know it’s your favorite? Because I went forward in time to my 3rd term as President of America, where I rule the land (we absorbed Canada btw) with my Benevolent Iron Fist©. And I witnessed Future Me issuing a mandatory poll to Husky World (in the future I banned referring to a fanbase as any kind of “Nation” because a) it’s gotten stale, and b) there is only one Nation: the Nation of America as ruled by my Benevolent Iron Fist©.