Before I get to the subject of today's countdown post, I have two things for you. First:
TEN DAYS!!!!
Second, the excellent journalism flocking to the Seven and Seven Sark story has revealed a recent test administered to the embattled USC head coach by athletic director Pat Haden. Those results are now in the public domain:
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I almost feel dirty talking about what beer I'm going to drink whilst I watch my Dawgs from the comforts of my basement on those occassions where I won't be present in the stadium. The hoopla surrounding "Seven Sheets to the Wind Sark" and his now-public issues with over-indulging on booze and sorority chicks while on the job has kind of put a damper on my enthusiasm for writing this piece.