Welp...the time has come to call our favorite football team yet another name, as the Washington Football Team lives for just one more Tuesday night. It will decidedly NOT be the focus of this show—let everyone else suckle from the teat of the worst and least interesting story in town. Seriously, we’re supposed to get geeked out about the unveiling of a team name and crowd around to talk ad nauseam about it? Come on...we care about one thing and one thing only: how do we get from year two of the Rivera Rebuild to year three—the year that expectations should be rightfully elevated and results should be rightfully expected.