1. Roger Goodell needs a break. I mean, by the end, he looked like my grandpa after the 4:45 Early Bird and an extra piece of pie. I do cut the guy some slack. After all, he did have to enunciate almost seventy-five names over the course of five hours. That’s actually speaking fifteen names an hour. You try it. Early on, it was charming – like when he pronounced Yetur Gross-Matos’ last name as if it rhymed with “comatose.” But by the end, when he promoted a Day 3 appearance by “Leslie Odom Judor,” it was just sad.