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Every time that I leave the house, I have to have a death grip on my keys. If I'm not white-knuckling those suckers, I ain't going nowhere.

This isn't due to some bad past experience or anything. I am just cripplingly afraid of locking myself out even though it has not happened once in my years on this planet.

Although I actively avoid leaving the house when possible, the sample on my leaving without locking myself out is still pretty robust. So, why, then, do I have such a big paranoia?

Part of it's because the ramifications of getting locked out are fairly significant, so I understand it from that perspective.