” Watching Ovechkin lay the body on the young North American team was similar to watching a drunken Sasquatch attack a tribe of boy scouts.”
Now that the World Cup of Hockey has officially come to an end and Cindy Crosby’s patchy pubic like mustache has hosted another trophy, the NHL season is ready to gear up. Before we dive into what should be a Stanley Cup season for the players in red, let’s reflect on the performances of the Capital players who represented their countries in the World Cup.
- Alex Ovechkin

Oh Captain, Oh Captain, the great 8 did not fail to disappoint.