Last Friday morning, Karl Alzner stated that he doesn't believe in hockey analytics, and it was the least important thing that happened on a day that nothing important happened.
From Isabelle Khurshudyan's piece:
"I don't believe in any of the advanced statistics," Alzner said. "I don't believe in a single one of them."
Alzner then brought up that the Capitals had 80 percent Corsi, a statistic used to measure shot attempt differential while at even strength play, in a recent 5-2 loss against the Rangers, "so it doesn't matter.