No trip to Hanes Mall is complete without a stop at the Brookstone store. Recently, a trip to the mall with my roommate ended ceremoniously with a visit to Brookstone and a “five minute” trial on one of their massage chairs which rival a Wake Forest meal plan in cost. So you can eat or you can get massaged by a robot-chair. Priorities. Sadly, for a second, I considered the latter the better option.
But that was because it was so relaxing. For the entire time the chair’s little robot arms were kneading my back like a dough mixer, I was not thinking of work that needed to be done or about the embarrassing things I had done the night before.