In the past three weeks of school we have had somewhere between 10 and 15 fire alarms go off in dorms around campus.
Pretty much all of these alarms occurred in freshman dorms, which leads us to the very important and very unanswered question: what are the freshmen doing in there?
At first it seemed reasonable — a bunch of dumb teenagers getting used to living in an entirely new environment is bound to cause some problems.
Certainly at least one freshman was bound to burn their Easy Mac or ramen noodles and set off the smoke detector.