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A Non-Exhaustive List Of Ways Olivier Sarr May Have Gained 40 Pounds This Offseason

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Will have more coming later, but throwing this out now: Olivier Sarr is 243 pounds now. Looks completely different physically. Played last season between 200-210.

— Conor O'Neill (@ConorONeillWSJ) June 28, 2018

I don’t understand how this is possible, but I’ve been thinking. Here are some of my ideas as for how this is possible,

  • Super Shredder Ooze
  • Charles Barkley Diet
  • Hyperbolic Time Chamber
  • Distant relation to Andre The Giant
  • Olivier is actually Teen Wolf and is also super hairy now
  • Special Wonderland cakes
  • Gamma Radiation
  • Olivier was weighed in Kevlar clothes
  • Issues with conversion from kilograms (he’s French, after all)
  • Shaq gave him some in a revolutionary weight transference program
  • Reverse hunger strike
  • Olivier ACTUALLY had a toy rocket in his pocket on the scale
  • There’s some French mega growth spurt I wasn’t aware of
  • The power of the three demandments of Hulkamania
  • He was inspired to get a compliment from Booker T (okay, no more wrestling jokes, I promise)
  • He just now discovered Cookout shakes and can’t stop
  • Hard work and proper diet.