Huzzah! The investment of our university’s gridiron inhabitants in their improvement has most happily yielded a great dividend! I trust the Central Michigan Normal School and Business Institute will not easily forget the setback they suffered at the hands of the bold and noble Cavaliers. I regaled my guests with dramatic readings of each recounting of this most glorious triumph on which I could lay my eyes, repeatedly, in no small part to drive them into seeking another residence to haunt with their company, as my own stocks of wine and cider have been most seriously depleted by their continued presence.