Dear Sirs,
I was disheartened to learn that our gallant gentlemen were bested on the field by the interlopers from the Commonwealth’s capital city. I as always encourage you to be not dismayed. Every morning I arise and immediate submerge my feet in a bucket of cold water as a means to jolt the body and invigorate the mind for the work of the day ahead. Perhaps this unfortunate result is the cold water that will steel our young men for the arduous road ahead.
Speaking of this arduous road, I must strenuously object to the foolhardy nature of the next contest upon the football squad’s schedule.