1) Duke (12-2) Last Week: 1
Duke got absolutely wrecked in Blacksburg, while playing without their star douchenozzle, Greyson Allen. Considering all the other losing that went on in the conference, the Blue Devils stayed atop our rankings.
2) Virginia (11-2) Last Week: 4
The Hoos got a statement win on the road against Louisville, but failed to bolster their contender status by losing at home to FSU and a slew of terrible bacon-related headlines. Still, they certainly deserved to leap above the Cardinals - and considering what happened to UNC, we’ve got them at number 2.