If the unveiling ceremony of the new NHL jerseys at Wynn Las Vegas would have been conducted in the manner of a TV game show, these would have been good answers to the aptly named face-off question: “Name three things you don’t mess with.”
1. Texas
2. 42nd Street’s Big Jim Walker, the pool shootin’ son of a gun from that old Jim Croce song.
3. The hockey sweaters made famous by the Original Six franchises.
If the unveiling of the NHL jerseys would have been been conducted in the manner of a TV game show, it also would have been over in 30 minutes.