A closer look at our latest changes to the weekend rotation, where I will likely read too much into it, and make bold proclamations that prove myopic by the end of this week. Or I'll nail it and be eerily prophetic. Either way, I will claim to be right, and you'll have to read every damn article and comment I've written this year to prove me wrong. Don't do that. Seriously. Don't do that. I'll do it for you...
Like any public figure, I'd like to begin with an apology that's not really an apology:
This Friday, the lady friend defended her dissertation (yes, she killed the snake).