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‘23 Record: 19-9 (3-1 Big XII; 3-6 against the SEC for some reason).
Though it boggles the mind, somehow Missourah (spits) has played only 4 games in conference, but has already played 9 OOC games against the SEC, and welcomes Vanderbilt to town for three more. In conference, they have lost to Okie State, but beaten Tejas, Tejas Christian, and Kansas. In their many SEC-Big XII series, however, they opened like a house on fire—sweeping the Knoxville Buttchuggers—then have not won a game against an SEC foe since, having been swept by both The South Cackalacky Game Penises and Kentucky Jamal Mashburn Jersey Wearers at Weddings.