It’s THEM. The butt-chugging, mullet-luging, Vocockyteps worshipping, Bacon and Donut wearing, former WWE goon electing Fat Orange Juliuses to the East. OO.
Worst yet, they’re good now. In fact, Tony “The Calf” Vitello has them at the *“consesus” #1 ranked team in the nation coming into this series.
*No word on what “consesus” means. Top Vocockyteps scholars believe it may well be the onomatopoeia of the sound of Franzia whooshing into an anus at high velocity. OO.
Also, I hate those chewing gum bubbles and their stupid moustachioed faces and how Jordan “Soy Un Perdedor” Beck looks like bro country told a Jeff Foxworthy joke and spawned a new Theo Von whose only vocabulary is “derp” and I hate them I hate them I hate them.