As Lars Von Trier’s fox says, “Chaos reigns.” This week, that fox decided to reign all over the college football landscape, as aTm bumped the Gumps from the top spot with a game winning field goal (41-38) in Grodejarville; the OK Boomers came back from down 28-7 after the first quarter to beat Tejas 55-48—and on top of that, now have a legitimate QB controversy, as backup QB Caleb Williams clearly outplayed the All Hype Team MVP Spencer Rattler; Iowa knocked out the Old Bald Poach’s starting QB Sean Clifford, and his backup, Ta’Quan Roberson, was Stephen Rivers-level bad (7-21 for 34 yards and 2 picks), and the boring Hawkeyes scored 13 unanswered to win 23-20 and probably be named the #2 team in the nation, though they’re not very good; and The University of Kentucky Fightin’ Feetball Caliparis looked very much like a future top 5 team in a 42-21 dismantling of The Gumbo Bengals that will likely soon lead to DACOACHO losing DAJOBO.
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