We both have put up video game numbers. I trust ours more than theirs. This will also serve as Friday's Game Thread. Follow along in the comments for caustic, pithy wordplay/descriptions of what's going on.
This weekend, your #3 ranked, undefeated Diamond Dores welcome The Chicago Fire from MLS University of Illinois Chicago Flames for a three game set at The Hawk. Both teams have been on fire (team's nickname pun rim shot) to open the season, as the Flames have not only started 3-1, but clubbed Texas Southern by a combined score of 65-24 in their first four games.