I'm not even going to pretend a midweek game against a Midwestern team is the biggest thing on your mind, so I'm inviting both baseball commentary and inviting you to break out your salt shakers to get you pumped for tonight's game v. the Wichita State University Hand Gesture Your Youngest Cousin Does In Every Family Photo.
That little son of a bitch.
So let's talk some baseball and throw some salt. Tonight's going to be one hell of a night.
Patrick "Mad Dog" Raby (2-0, 3.14 ERA) is on the mound.
Here's your lineup:
Here's a some much needed salt: