While we all wait for the game to start, why not peruse the 2018 Vanderbilt Sports Auction currently happening? Because you don’t feel like spending over a grand for a Deep Water football helmet? Fair point, but counterpoint: you’re definitely going to bid on the bowling pin from our most recent Women’s Bowling National title.
The auction started yesterday, but dry your eye, pumpkin pie—you’ve got until September 14th to get your bids in.
Here are the five items you are currently trying to talk yourself out of bidding on, ranked in order from least likely to bid on to currently definitely bidding on as you read this:
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Current Price: $1200
Interest Level: None
Thoughts: Though they say these helmets were worn in the 2016 beatdown of THOSE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED (Nee The Chuggers), I can’t shake the thought that they might also have been worn in the HetWetting of 2014, and I’m not going to buy a helmet that gets my het wet.