We did not lose last week. This has been “6 Word Novels/Rose Colored Glasses with Andrew VU ‘04.”
There will be no more of that, as this week, LSU comes to town for a cocktail brunch that’s going to be way more Bloody than Mary. They have the same size, speed, and defense they always do, but this year’s Bayou Bengals decided to try one of them new fangled offenses out, too. This will be... suboptimal for the Dores.
On the plus side, we now sell the booze-a-hol in The Dud, and those rum-pickled Boudreauxs and Thibodeauxs will drown their livers like they’re giving themselves a Trial by Ordeal to determine if their organs are witches.