The nicest thing that I can say about Gabe Dorsey’s freshman season is that at least he isn’t a quitter who’s entered the transfer portal, a comment that will surely offend the annoying student-athlete freedom absolutists that infest the broader SB Nation, and these are people I don’t give a shit about offending because they are extremely wrong and we should feel free to criticize players who enter the transfer portal, because in fact many of them are making poor decisions but particularly when they elect to leave my team. (It is also fine to laugh at how little of a role Dylan Disu played for Texas this season.