Football is fun. Specifically, college football is amazing. We all get to get away from the obnoxious daily grind of life on fall Saturdays to cheer on a group of college kids to beat up other college kids. To make it all better, this spectacle is often accompanied with copious alcohol and delicious food. However, for some unknown reason, people like to cast a dark cloud over all the sunshine and happiness. Even worse, if you have the audacity to pump in extra sunshine by actually being positive about your team, they want to throw all their negative gunk and angst at you.