Two of our last three SEC series are on the road against last place teams (SC and UK). The last time we went on the road to face a last place SEC team, we swept Ramajama right out of Gump Land. This weekend The Diamond Dores bring their red hot bats and 8 game winning streak down to Columbia to take on the rebuilding South Cackalacky Game Penises (24-20; 5-16 SEC).
At the plate, The Penises are looking up in envy at Mario Mendoza, as they are batting a last in the conference .185/.282/.317. Individually, RS So. C Luke “Hill Berries” Berryhill is their best hitter, slashing .