I would like to say the staff was intentionally scary bad for Halloween. Instead, it looks like we all only dressed up as people who know ball. Clearly, we do not. The best 2 performances were myself and the Commentariat at 4-4. It took all 19 (or however many voted last week) in one trench coat to match me. Andrew and Christian were close behind at 3-5 while Tom and Cole were not just pumpkins but 3 week old rotting pumpkins at 2-6. How has someone not gotten onto a hot streak and run off with this year’s contest?