Back to the Vanderbilt Commodores Newsfeed

Oracle Ranks VU Women's Tennis #1

I know, I know... you were likely busy punching your Wade Baldwin IV poster so hard, your hand is currently in the neighbor's apartment. However, if you were looking at the ticker scroll on SECN during overtime like I was (I literally lowered my eyes so as to grab my tumbler and take a drink, or I wouldn't have seen this), you would have noticed that Oracle, a company that still exists, apparently, ranks women's tennis for some reason.

No, I cannot find a link that supports this. At all.

I don't know. Fuck it. I'm not talking basketball tonight.