As I’m writing this on Tuesday afternoon, East Tennessee State hasn’t released a depth chart for Saturday’s game, which is making my job harder. So I started going through their team site and noted the return of their leading tackler, Jared Folks. Jared Folks had 50 tackles in last year’s COVID-shortened spring season, with four tackles for loss, a sack, and four quarterback hurries. Folks was named a third-team FCS All-American by Phil Steele last season, and for this season is on Steele’s second-team All-American list.
And then I clicked his profile, and I saw this.
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OH GOD MY HET.