Though six of the eight spots in Omaha have been claimed, tonight, there are four teams battling for the last two slots. We hate all of them. Four hated schools enter; two hated schools leave.

First Up

The Southern Mississippi Griftin’ Favres vs. The Knoxville Buttchuggers - 5pm CT ESPN2/ESPN+

Who to root for: Southern Miss (duh). Though The Griftin’ Favres are not remotely good people, they are playing the mullet-luging, fur coat wearing, illegal bat-swinging, Franzia-funneling, ball and strike complaining, Wig-sphere adjacent, dark web hitman hiring, purveyors of Tony “The Calf” Vitello’s particular brad of jackassery.