2021 Record: 7-40 (6-15 ASUN)
20212Record: (0-3). The North Alabama Lions were a bit cowardly this weekend, getting swept 8-1, 7-3, and 14-1 by the Southern Miss Fightin’ Brett Favres in Hattiesburg. There’s nothing much to tell you about them other than that. Well, they do have a few All-World baseball names in their Freshman class—SS Gehrig Frei and RHP Raleigh Claunch—and senior third bagger Reid Homan is a literate male courtesan.
Lose this one, and I give you all permission to lose your shit in the comments.