With five days before we welcome the Blue Raiders of Empty S-U and their referee approved 13 defenders on field goal attempts, now is as good a time as any to check the confidence level of our fanbase.
Now is also a good time to clean my shower, which has recently crossed the threshold to possibly sentient soap scum, but these polls don’t write themselves, people! Priorities.
At the moment, Mason’s seat is neither hot nor cold (but much like former Cubs Pitching Coach Breckma advised, has decided to heat the ice to get the best of both worlds), our running backs are placed into a sort of non-Ralph Webb Schrödinger’s Cat Box, and Kyle Shurmur is putting his job as Head Coach of the New York Football Giants on hold for his senior year.