As if the results of the series weren't disappointing enough, the rest of this article is sans-"cock" jokes for South Carolina. I'd imagine you can expect some of those in the comment section by our beloved Andrew.
GAME ONE: Vanderbilt 12, South Carolina 0
April 16, 2015
Look, I’ll never get tired of writing about Carson Fulmer dealing. He threw seven innings but only struck out nine *gasp* in Thursday’s series opener against South Carolina. Collin Snider and Aubrey McCarty pitched the eighth and ninth innings respectively, preserving the shutout.