After salvaging our season with a road win against Ugga—which, let’s be honest, we’re all nervous because it was that close— the Vanderbilt Shootydores (10-6; 2-2 SEC) are contractually obligated to open the doors of Memorial Gym to the Vocokyteps French’s Yellow Mustard Chuggers (11-5; 2-3 SEC), though they are decidedly not welcome here.
Though the school to the East has been handled by the top teams in the conference, they did beat the hell out of the same South Cackalacky Game Penis team we lost to 72-70 10 days back. In other words, I wish I was more confident for this one, but here we are.