Who?
Though I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize them, Mizzourah pitchers Reggie McClain (7 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 4 K) and closer Breckin Williams (2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 3 K) pitched the Tigers past the South Cackalacky Game Penises 5-1 in a first round elimination game.
There's a good chance the Penises are done for the year, likely putting an end to a hell of a run of postseason appearances. In fact, there are high school sophomores who have not been alive for one season without a tournament appearance.