Remember in Seinfeld when Jerry decided to get in touch with his emotions, and he experienced a tear for the first time? “What is this salty discharge?” That’s how I feel about this Bye Week.
I was fully expecting to spend the week writing posts about why CDM should be fired, posting conspicuous statistics about failed defensive schemes, unironically, ironically trolling why Lane should be the next coach, and relating them all to the most bitter, dankest beers around.
But what am I to do with an extra week sitting on a win against a Top-25 team, an offense that moved the ball, and a defense that shut down one of the more explosive offenses in the Power 5?