Who: Anchor of Gold writers and commentariat. (Also, new people who joined a Vanderbilt sports blog commentariat because they’re Leslie Nielsen fans, I suppose. Stranger things have happened. Hell, one of you talked on the Twatters with the director of The Velocipastor because of one of these things this past spring. Side note: how is our proposed prequel coming along? Pretty sure we all demanded he call it Frankie Mermaid: Swimming in Bitches.)
What: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! A 1988 film written and directed by Zucker, Zucker, and Abrams, starring the late-career comic romantic lead Leslie Nielsen (RIP) as half loose cannon, half Mr.