Week 1 was kind to everyone. The worst results were Cole and VU 04 going 7-8, so nobody did terrible. Tom, CDA, and Import (!) got the opposite result at 8-7. The Commentariat Consensus went 9-6. That goon DoreonthePlains/PatrickSawyer went 10-5. The staff was 48-42. If the staff had a majority pick card, it would have gone 9-6, just like The Commentariat Consensus. The big hits were on Vanderbilt (left heads up instead of the late-posted spread that was around -20.5 for the Dores), Kentucky, Alabama, and South Carolina. We unanimously whiffed on Florida State (+3) who beat LSU outright and Texas to cover a 37 point spread on ULM.