Seeing as the most common comment on the shooty hoops game threads is some variant of “When does Baseball season start?,” and the bulk of the schedule was released this week, I will begin our 2021 Vanderbilt Diamond Dores coverage with “A Look at our Schedule.”
Listen, I do not fault you for thinking, saying, screaming, or tattooing across your back the phrase “When does Baseball season start?” Feetball season was a dystopian nightmare matched only in its horror by how boring and predictable it all was. There was some hope for shooty hoops (no, I don’t know why, as we were pretty bad last year, lost our two best players to the NBA draft, and didn’t exactly have a blue ribbon, strong-ass-offer type freshman class on the horizon), but after that game with the Woo Pig Sooiees, and Stackhouse’s pissy rant blaming everyone but himself, that hope has been crushed into tiny lumps of coal.