Before we begin I want to give a huge shoutout to @AmanLoodu on twitter for the meme that’s the lead art for this article. He’s one of the funniest and most on point people on Whitecaps twitter and right now he only has 69 (nice) followers so be sure to give him a follow. This particular meme, to me, sums up the Vancouver Whitecaps’ halfhearted attempt to fend off allegations from over a dozen former Whitecaps Women players of sexual harassment and bullying that was never adequately dealt with. The statement, it seems, was clearly made as a reaction to fan resentment over the issue and is remarkably lacking in introspection or remorse.