I weirdly wind up getting report card duties for the times when the Caps get absolutely spanked (see also when Vancouver get leveled in Chicago a couple years back). On some level, handing out grades for a performance like the 6-1 drubbing we saw on Sunday is a bit silly. But I’m here to give the people what they want so, without further ado, here are the marks from last night’s calamity.
Hard to blame Crepeau for the veritable firing squad he was up against. Remember, it was largely thanks to Crepeau that the match was even remotely close at halftime.