The Vancouver Whitecaps have signed Paraguayan midfielder Andres Cubas as a designated player for a fee of 3 million euros. At least I think they have. I recently moved to New Zealand and by the time I’m awake, it’s already at least mid-day for all of you back in the Pacific time zone. So I’m just going to assume that signing the Whitecaps are teasing is Cubas, who they have been widely reported to have signed, and schedule my article accordingly to get the best possible exposure. So if it’s somehow not Cubas or it isn’t announced tomorrow then I’m going to look foolish.