Well, that was quite the adventure wasn’t it! I am sure you all predicted a 6-0 defeat, with the Vancouver Whitecaps receiving two red cards yes? Given the debacle that was this match, it is challenging to produce an accurate Report Card (hence the title Choose Your Own Adventure. It was suggested on Twitter that maybe I just give everyone a ‘0’, but I think we can be more nuanced than that. I will focus primarily on the time before the two red cards (which includes the first three goals), and less on the time after. As has been routine of late, we will use the entire ten-point scale.