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RECAP: NUCKS Win Nothing. Stoned by NJ 4-0

2 game road win streak was so great that NM was in a fashion dilemma about playoff apparel. Something must be done to stop the exploitation of naive Nucks fans by profiteering NM clothing suppliers.

What’s the best way to stop a Nucks win streak? Change the D? Or change the goalie?

Since Nillie hadn’t played since the last loss, this morning practice in front of a live red audience seemed a good chance for streak-stopping, rather than puck-stopping.

With all the enthusiasm of a pre-post-during-hangover hangover, NM was ready to sleep through this 10 AM PST start.