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NUCKS WIN!!! (A Goal for Brock) Lose 5-2 to the Bolts

Related Topics: !!!, Goal, Florida

Welcome back to...Florida. What? We’re still here. Isn’t there some other place we’d rather be?

If you recall the previous Florida game recap (I know, why are we still here?), I may have divulged something secret, unsettling and possibly game changing. If you can’t remember the name of a stealth agency that works without over or under sight inside the secret Orca hockey ops, you’re not supposed to.

I could call them the Men in Black. Although they’re closer to the Men in Black Vans. No matter. Fatefully, I revealed the secret strategy that explained the horrible game in Miami.