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Nucks WIN! (1 point) Rags Win 2 in Burnt Barn Offering to Famished Fans

After the disgrace that is NHL self-promotion stunts, led by their commissioner-in-chief, the league seized the Nucks podium to announce that Vancouver gets to host the 2019 Entry Draft in lieu of getting the 1st pick. Is that enough league annoyance for one day? Nope.

Had to make us play the Rags in the ROG. The Rags who are visiting Vancouver to consult with Mr B. on arranging the welcome party for Dahlen in June. That and to play a hockey game with their freshly depleted roster. Any Nucks fan born before 1994 has a deep and abiding disgust for the team led by that bald Doritos salesman.