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It’s Miller Time. Not Hockey Time.

The NHL is a cruel league operated by slimy money-grubbing billionaires and their weaselly minions that pits good sense and fair play against TV Violence on Ice in their Plunderdomes.

There’s also a dark side.

The darkest side is about to be revealed. Not that Canucks fans haven’t been witness to it over the past half century.

However, never before in the dubious history of NHL officials screwing over the Nucks has the league penalised the entire team all at once.

The suck-it-up sweethearts at NHL Schedule Command have the Canucks pencilled in with prejudice to play 19 games in 30 days.