Hi…I’m back. I’m sorry.
It seems like I missed quite a bit of Canuck news while I toured around my home and native land.
Let me summarize:
1. AMFB retires
2. Jannik Hansen runs away to Russia
3. Virts re-signs a reasonable contract
4. Some FAs sign
5. Stetcher re-signs
6. Pouliot resigns
7. Some guy named Hughes gets drafted against my wishes
8. Linden leaves
This has been a busy offseason for the team but I have some news for you, nothing has changed. This team is probably a bottom five dweller.