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GAME RECAP #40: NUCKS WIN! COVID FAERY ASSAULT AND A POINT! SO’d 2-1 By Cats

This was going to be our revenge game. Payback for losing in the tropical litterbox.

But then we heard Demmmers and JT and Bo and Gnarland couldn’t play because the Covid Protocol Faeries had claimed them. No worries, we have Halak. Oh no... we don’t, C-Faeries grabbed him too - in a foreign country! As was Bo and Gnarland.

So the Cov-depleted Nucks roster gets to play the best team in the league. We were not worried.

We were horrified.

No worries.

We have a journeyman goalie. And Bruce behind the bench. That’s all we need.